Having quit my job almost a month ago (due to a lying, dishonorable boss plus an abusive co-worker), naturally I'm looking around for new employment.
A friend told me that one of the first questions she always asks an interviewee is "What is your dream job?"
"Easy," I replied. "I want to be The Chairman on Iron Chef."
You get to wear nice clothes, hang out with Alton Brown and eat really good interesting food. Your every move is foleyed (swoosh! whoop!) and you don't even have to judge.
All this plus a paycheck? Sign me up!